"you’re obsessed with video games"
damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends
i got this at an art museum from a vending machine with boxes of tiny art inside. u didnt know what u were gonna get. i straight up paid $3 for this
Not a dime wasted
(Source: glomarresponse, via alpacalypse)
even this egg is cooler than me
hearing your voice through a recording
This Southwest Airlines flight attendant is kind of perfect.